I read somewhere that this is the part where I’m supposed to write a kick-ass intro. A paragraph or two which shouts about my skill set, how awesome I am and how much time (that I know you don’t have) I could save you.

But I am a person. A person from England who does very stereotypical English things. I drink tea, I eat cake and I avoid talking about myself. But when I’m not doing those things, I write words for the internet. Words for companies like yours. My job is to take the sentence-making strain away from you. You provide a topic or an idea, we’ll work together to ensure we’re on the same page, and then I’ll run with it—whether it’s for a web page, an article, social media, a blog, a press release, an email campaign or another type of marketing communication. I’m a qualified CIM Marketer with over 6 years of writing experience and, considering how precious time is, I’m not here to waste yours. After all, we’ve already established how awesome I am and how much time I can save you – right?

By the time I’m finished, you’ll virtually strut out of my office.
Literally, because I work online and don’t have a physical office, but also because you’ll be so pleased with the outcome you can’t help but get your sassy strut on.